Some Holiday Funnies

Well I'm sure it has been done before but here is they don't call it the silly season for nothing…most of them I thought up while bored and recovering from the recent op...

The basics:

• Depth of Field = how hard you think
• ISO = how hypo you are
• Aperture = how open your mind is
• Shutter speed = how fast you can talk
• Flash = you don't wanna know
• Focus = what you don't have after a few beers
• Tripod = something cool that makes people think you work for the paper
• Noise = the sound when you turn the camera on to video mode
• "M" mode = when you push all the buttons at once and see what happens
• "P" mode = professional
• "A" mode = awesome
• Photoshop = the k-mart processing lab